The Cat Management Board™

Because hoomans require supervision… An elite team of cats in charge of strategy, creativity, and quality control. Decisions are made with confidence, precision, and the occasional nap.

Specifications

• 8 unique stickers
• high quality vinyl
• UV resistant & water proof

In this sticker set:

Hestia • Customer Advisor Responds selectively, sleeps through trivial complaints, and solves everything with a single, judgmental stare. Motto: “The customer is always right… unless they talk too much.”

Athena • Product owner Chooses which features matter (hers, obviously). Naps while humans panic and approves only what passes her royal judgment. Without her, deadlines fail and features would flop.

Helios • Head of visual presentation Helios takes lighting very seriously. Supervising means lying right in the middle of the photoshoot, basking in the perfect sunbeam, and critically inspecting every product. Dramatic? No, directional.

Hera • Creative Directpurr Hera runs the creative department with absolutely no respect for boundaries. She believes inspiration strikes best at 3 a.m. Feedback comes through intense stares, dramatic yawns or subtle bite marks.

Adonis • Public Relations Officer Adonis sprawls on the press conference table. He steals hearts, commands attention, and effortlessly turns every serious moment into a photoshoot.

Gaia • Chief Quality Control Armed with her signature red pen, Gaia takes quality very seriously, maybe a little too seriously. Every product gets a thorough inspection: a sniff, a slap, and sometimes
a glare of mild disapproval.

Pipi • Out of Office Pipi is still calling all the shots. She has delegated the boring tasks to the other cats and lesser hoomans, leaving her schedule free for sunbeam naps, snack tastings, and occasional side-eye inspections. She doesn’t work, she naps... and everyone adapts.

Midas • Chief Box Inspector Master of boxes. Inspects with precision, sometimes knocks them over to test loyalty. Motto: “If it fits, I sits. If not.. I sits anyway.”